**My son came home mad at me today. I know I should take it seriously but its so hard sometimes when its like, "mum you did'nt even double knot mt sneaker today!" I cant help but be like, "are you really serious right now?" I scrubbed the back of the toilet with a scrub brush that YOU peed all over and YOUUU are the one that's angry. Last time I checked, I do not have a penis and no matter how hard I tried, could never get my urine in the places you can.
Now this brings me to a place I hate to go but all mother's go through it. Me being single with one son makes it a little easier but I cant imagine like having a husband and a few boys. No matter how good you have them trained. You're always gonna find a spec on the bowl or if your even more lucky, after you get out of a nice warm bed in the middle of the night and you go to sit on the toilet and realise your tush deep in toilet water because your loved one forgot to put the seat down. It's happened to the best of us. So i'm going to go tell my son that when he learns how to pee in the toilet the right way, then he can be mad at me because i have first dibbs. lol
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